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Soylent Meal Replacement Drink, Cafe Variety Pack, 14 oz Bottles, 12 Count (Packaging May Vary)
We have analyzed 490 reviews and found:
38% of users say that:Product are great, keeps me full, is my favorite, are good. Taste is okay, is good, is not bad, are perfect. Flavor is good, is just astounding, is pleasure, were okay. Soylent is peo, has changed my life, is pretty good, is all about functionality.2% of users noticed that:Bottle can be hard to open at times, are nearly impossible to open, was empty, is extremely difficult to open. Caffeine was mostly unnoticeable, don't need. Thing are panic attacks in a bottle, are kind of gross. Stomach is still bloated.
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product
492174
love • like • good • great • are great • keeps me full • is my favorite • are good • liked • filling • taste • tastes great • loving • convenient • 5 stars • better • was cheaper • is great • is my favorite flavor • is the best tasting
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positive492
love • like • good • great • are great • keeps me full • is my favorite • are good • liked • filling • taste • tastes great • loving • convenient • 5 stars • better • was cheaper • is great • is my favorite flavor • is the best tasting • fine • loved • delicious • smooth • fills you up • has been a staple of my home for 6 months • changed the formula • tasty • is actually kind of tasty • much more filling • gives me a kick of energy • ’s the best • goes in the “delicious • is perfection • more than palatable • are light • portable • provides me everything • i like • are great meal supplements • ’re filling • makes breakfast easy • convenient breakfast • comes close to being my favorite • a quick • easy meal replacement • have completely changed my life • tasted better like the cacao one • so much easier to meet my daily nutritional requirements • didn't have any weird reactions • just so convenient • tastes kind of like thick low quality • kept me full during class when my stomach • was way more discrete • may work for you • is ok • is just me • is too sweet • keeps me full for several hours • is expected • pretty great • pretty good • pretty notably • made me feel great • still has sugar • good in a pinch • miracle • dehydrates you • great way • definitely satiates my appetite
negative174
weird • aweful • contain too much caffeine • not like candy • does not taste good • will not buy • tasted awful • sick to our stomach • starting giving my unbearable cramps • ’s supposed to do • a bit harder to open • too quickly • realllyyyyyy sucks • is not enough for breakfast • lack of food • is very expensive • not an everyday • felt too heavy • gives me severe abdominal pain • lightly spiced mud • 12 pack of coffiest soylent • is straight up gross • was originally created by a starving college • ’s a little weird • had a weird aftertaste • didn't bother me • not do • gets things moving in my downstairs region • is just a terrible smell • aftertaste • the only one i have tried • isn't great • don't use • received not too long ago • helps wake me up • doesn't feel the same as drinking a cup of coffee • turns out soy • bitter • did not taste like coffee • didn't keep me all that full • has a puke aftertaste • off • got to be a joke • is not safe • regretted • slower pace • nothing terrible • solves all of my breakfast problems • may not be for everyone • is terrible • are to open • does not agree with • not good • leaves a most bitter aftertaste • wrong • didn't seem that bad • isn't specific to this flavor • ’s strictly an imposter • slightly offensive • just a weird taste • really irritated my gut • does not taste like chai • id definitely not for me • turns out to be made of dead bodies • lot of weight • loss • is sooooo hard to open • was way too much caffeine • turns out it wasn't • not hungry
taste
10733
great • good • pretty good • like • is okay • is good • like oatmeal • nice • pretty decent • better • like coffee • wise • could be better • delightful • like cardboard mixed with cough syrup • like off brand chocolate milk • isn't too bad • likes • is not bad • fine
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taste
positive107
great • good • pretty good • like • is okay • is good • like oatmeal • nice • pretty decent • better • like coffee • wise • could be better • delightful • like cardboard mixed with cough syrup • like off brand chocolate milk • isn't too bad • likes • is not bad • fine • like coffee/soylent • are perfect • rich • lovers • weird • isn't awful • has same nutrition • prefer • like chalk with coffee • like slim fast • a lot better • like a delicious • like refried beans • is great • favorite • better than original soylent • really good • is much better • texture • chalky • n’t pleased • almost like a glass of milk • keeps me full • enjoyed • better than expected • leaps • bounds better • is acceptable • nastiest • isn't bad • reasonably good • pretty great • ok • gives me loads of energy • lot like coffee/espresso • is doable • is like drinking yahoo • not at all chalky • amazing • is super light • was a bit interesting • you’ll like this • took a while to get used to • similar to a slightly thicker • liked • fills me up • doesn't give me any weird digestive issues • way better • decent • was pretty great
negative33
is terrible • awful • horrible • bad • made me sick • are awful • takes some getting used to • might take some getting used • kinda sucks • was undesirable • is a bit weird • takes a little getting used • sour • real issue • suck • nasty • don't care • so bad • was very vague • chalky • gets some getting used to • so horrible • terrible • like stale bread • was bland • unpleasant to drink • was not so great • hate • threw in burnt coffee grounds • was just so bland
flavor
6817
favorite • rich • best • original • creamy • is good • delicious vanilla • all good • good • small amount of caffeine • new • really enjoy • not overly potent • fills you up in the morning rush • is just astounding • love • enough • flavor opinions swing wildly • i'm satisfied • green
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flavor
positive68
favorite • rich • best • original • creamy • is good • delicious vanilla • all good • good • small amount of caffeine • new • really enjoy • not overly potent • fills you up in the morning rush • is just astounding • love • enough • flavor opinions swing wildly • i'm satisfied • green • is pleasure • sweet vanilla • used natural sweeteners • were okay • not the best • is ok • not a very good • textures • mild coffee • was good • nice • are like • my favorite • excellent • found myself adding things • amazing • just with this one • is bold • loathsomeness • tried all • like • are great • almost every morning of the work week • are good • not overly sweet • not chalky • are artificial • is alright • pretty much • does kind of grow • is decent • not a huge fan • tastes • not too bad • could tweek • really liked • is great • are a great addition • tried • lighter • was more stronger • are nicer • can never get over
negative17
is just not worth it • is not good • not as strong • too afraid to try • not the best • is tolerable).i • didnt like • lunch replacements at work • perfectly inoffensive • weaker • disliked • was not enjoyable • is upsetting to my stomach • indifferent • is pretty bad • is not that great • wrong
soylent
329
drinking • convenient • is peo • wonderful • tastes great • has changed my life • is pretty good • is all about functionality • came out with a new flavor • has other great flavors • is awesome • allows me to roll out of bed • is great • will boil down to your expectations • pretty obsessed • has been so great • really works • ordering • is safe • best
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soylent
positive32
drinking • convenient • is peo • wonderful • tastes great • has changed my life • is pretty good • is all about functionality • came out with a new flavor • has other great flavors • is awesome • allows me to roll out of bed • is great • will boil down to your expectations • pretty obsessed • has been so great • really works • ordering • is safe • best • highly recommend • is filling for a meal • huge fan • is a great option • is practical • no-frills • does a pretty good job • has been a lifesaver • is perfect for days • was a great idea
negative9
is no better than ensure • occasionally for breakfast • gives me the worst gas pain • without having tried • dont expect to poop • had horrible flavors • is meant to act as a full meal replacement • is not a aimed • unused
vanilla
167
is pretty much vanilla • 7/10 • is pretty strong • are pretty straightforward • good • neither of which were overly chalky • is a bit better • tolerable • was good • are close • tasty • very much like coffee • sits in between the two • are so good • being the best • is good
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vanilla
positive16
is pretty much vanilla • 7/10 • is pretty strong • are pretty straightforward • good • neither of which were overly chalky • is a bit better • tolerable • was good • are close • tasty • very much like coffee • sits in between the two • are so good • being the best • is good
negative7
is disgusting • is boring • tastes like burnt • had a cracked cap • is horribly bitter • is the worst tasting • mess
chai
186
is my favorite • is the best • doesn’t taste • is a little chemical tasting • is very muted • extremely milky • are pretty straightforward • is delicious • is definitely my least favorite • tastes the sweetest • is so good • was unexpectedly my favorite • is a strong spiced flavor • is quite tolerable • is much better in terms of taste • is by far the best
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chai
positive18
is my favorite • is the best • doesn’t taste • is a little chemical tasting • is very muted • extremely milky • are pretty straightforward • is delicious • is definitely my least favorite • tastes the sweetest • is so good • was unexpectedly my favorite • is a strong spiced flavor • is quite tolerable • is much better in terms of taste • is by far the best
negative6
might be made of people • not as much caffeine • is pretty disgusting • not • is the least weird • okay is
coffee
116
faster and easier than breakfast • really like • is the best • rounds out the flavor • and/or a bagel • like • adds a nice touch • isn't so strong • neither taste • are great • one tasted like chocolate
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coffee
positive11
faster and easier than breakfast • really like • is the best • rounds out the flavor • and/or a bagel • like • adds a nice touch • isn't so strong • neither taste • are great • one tasted like chocolate
negative6
is by far the worst • not a fan • pretty gross • doesn't taste even remotely like • tastes like sweaty • took a bit of getting used to
coffiest
105
tastes pretty good • is good • kind of resembles coffee flavor • especially • was tolerable • are by far my favorite flavors • has a great coffee flavor • tastes like coffee • strongly urge • are so good
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coffiest
positive10
tastes pretty good • is good • kind of resembles coffee flavor • especially • was tolerable • are by far my favorite flavors • has a great coffee flavor • tastes like coffee • strongly urge • are so good
negative5
i don't have time to prepare properly • shot instead • makes me nauseous • tried • just tastes like burnt coffee beans
this flavor
84
try • is by far the best • is good • has caffeine • is okay • liked • is crack • wouldn't intentionally seek
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this flavor
positive8
try • is by far the best • is good • has caffeine • is okay • liked • is crack • wouldn't intentionally seek
negative4
never in • is horrendous • just didn't do it • skip
this product
93
love • liked • uses gmo ingredients • really like • very fond • ton of variations • afford • better
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positive9
love • liked • uses gmo ingredients • really like • very fond • ton of variations • afford • better
negative3
not right • would not endorse • downside
coffee flavor
73
true • seems to overpower it • is delicious • pure • strong • really give you a caffeine kick • negatively enhanced the vitamin taste
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coffee flavor
positive7
true • seems to overpower it • is delicious • pure • strong • really give you a caffeine kick • negatively enhanced the vitamin taste
negative3
is just bitter • cuts through the normal chalkiness of soylent • was absolutely horrible
review
92
pleasantly surprised • lot of conflicting • flavor • is entirely subjective • based on personal taste • was for the square bottles • are correct • don't give negative • is specifically for the cafe vanilla flavor
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positive9
pleasantly surprised • lot of conflicting • flavor • is entirely subjective • based on personal taste • was for the square bottles • are correct • don't give negative • is specifically for the cafe vanilla flavor
negative2
threw up • unsatisfactory
texture
54
not overly caulk • tasty • better • is nice • was ok
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texture
positive5
not overly caulk • tasty • better • is nice • was ok
negative4
took some getting used to • slightly chalky • weird • hard to stomach
breakfast
92
stay • perfect quick • fast • easy • easily • is the best part about it • filled me up way past lunchtime • great • super convenient
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breakfast
positive9
stay • perfect quick • fast • easy • easily • is the best part about it • filled me up way past lunchtime • great • super convenient
negative2
replace • skipping
stuff
82
good • love • great • is actually pretty delicious • is like a strong vanilla latte
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stuff
positive8
good • love • great • is actually pretty delicious • is like a strong vanilla latte
negative2
did not sit well in my stomach • had pretty rough diarrhea
meal replacement
10
great • good • decent • low-calorie • best • solid • excellent
tasting
82
good • neutral • not overly sweet • not bad • best • gritty • diarrhea
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tasting
positive8
good • neutral • not overly sweet • not bad • best • gritty • diarrhea
negative2
gross • terrible
this stuff
64
i can drink on the way to work • is great • careful • really like • love • tastes great
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positive6
i can drink on the way to work • is great • careful • really like • love • tastes great
negative4
gets me through • messed with me pretty hard • has replaced breakfast • not
price
81
is fairly high • is regular and cacao • great • are pretty good • ultra-high • down to less than $2 a bottle • high • worth
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price
positive8
is fairly high • is regular and cacao • great • are pretty good • ultra-high • down to less than $2 a bottle • high • worth
negative1
being a little steep
food
72
solid • fast • healthy
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food
positive7
solid • fast • healthy
negative2
not food • fried
chai flavor
72
love • has less of a 'chalky' texture • was too strong • is light • are great • is pretty gnarly
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chai flavor
positive7
love • has less of a 'chalky' texture • was too strong • is light • are great • is pretty gnarly
negative2
tastes somewhat like chaipleasant • was somewhat bearable
drink
81
mildly tasty to drink • met every single one of my requirements • helps me out in the mornings • good • are yummy • filling • yummy • work
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drink
positive8
mildly tasty to drink • met every single one of my requirements • helps me out in the mornings • good • are yummy • filling • yummy • work
negative1
ever finish
it's
8
ok • been good to my overall diet • been smooth sailing • okay • core • become a successful replacement • been a great experience
weight
62
lose • significant • struggling • just stay level • gain
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weight
positive6
lose • significant • struggling • just stay level • gain
negative2
losing
aftertaste
52
is tough with the product • is much more prevalent • no • pretty minimal unpleasant • very strong
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aftertaste
positive5
is tough with the product • is much more prevalent • no • pretty minimal unpleasant • very strong
negative2
strong bitter • extremely bitter
meal
7
tasty • great • nutritious • healthy • healthy fulfilling
packaging
52
is so chic • like • ease of delivery • is very cute • gripping it to open it
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packaging
positive5
is so chic • like • ease of delivery • is very cute • gripping it to open it
negative2
was with • awful
pack
61
variety
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positive6
variety
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variety
cafe vanilla
42
is the best flavor • could replace • nice perk • will be giving them away
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cafe vanilla
positive4
is the best flavor • could replace • nice perk • will be giving them away
negative2
are awful • won't purchase
cafe chai
51
is my favorite flavor • my favorite • coffiest • is very palatable • drinking
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cafe chai
positive5
is my favorite flavor • my favorite • coffiest • is very palatable • drinking
negative1
saves it from a total loss
hands
32
pretty strong • heal up • strong
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hands
positive3
pretty strong • heal up • strong
negative2
would be shaking • hurt
chocolate
5
is better • never gone wrong • was pretty good • are my two favorite flavors • are great
tasted
41
fine • way too thick • was a good meal replacement
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tasted
positive4
fine • way too thick • was a good meal replacement
negative1
not good
effect
32
super negative • noticeable • most noticeable
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effect
positive3
super negative • noticeable • most noticeable
negative2
doesn't last very long • worked out
cacao
4
doesn't leave the same taste • isn't too bad • will buy again • keep buying
quality
4
is superb • great • sustainable • vegan drink
bottle
1314
can be hard to open at times • not allergic • are nearly impossible to open • was empty • is extremely difficult to open • were already opened • are not nearly enough protein • no more than half • are recyclable • nauseous • is so very hard to open • created a mess • are still pretty expensive • are so hard to open
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bottle
positive13
satisfied • keeps me full for hours • kept me fueled up • per day • with milk alternative • chugged half • keeps me full through the work day • has left my hands injured for days • large • are resealable • halfway done • like 150 mg caffeine • be on my way
negative14
can be hard to open at times • not allergic • are nearly impossible to open • was empty • is extremely difficult to open • were already opened • are not nearly enough protein • no more than half • are recyclable • nauseous • is so very hard to open • created a mess • are still pretty expensive • are so hard to open
caffeine
56
was mostly unnoticeable • only 30 mg • don't need • makes me dizzy • not sure • kinda bummed
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caffeine
positive5
is actually really strong • is a nice bonus • too much • enough • is a nice little boost
negative6
was mostly unnoticeable • only 30 mg • don't need • makes me dizzy • not sure • kinda bummed
thing
34
tasted slightly bitter in a burnt way • are panic attacks in a bottle • disgusting • are kind of gross
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thing
positive3
good • grip
negative4
tasted slightly bitter in a burnt way • are panic attacks in a bottle • disgusting • are kind of gross
stomach
14
is still bloated • sick • harsh • little rough
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stomach
positive1
full
negative4
is still bloated • sick • harsh • little rough
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